Friday, July 21, 2006
joke time! makes u reconsider cuddly pandas.
panda bear walks into a cafe and orders a sandwich and a drink. after he finished eating, the waiter comes over 2 bring him the bill. as the waiter starts to ask, 'would you like any des...', the panda reaches into his fur, pulls out a gun, and shoots the waiter dead. panda then wipes off his chin with his napkin, gets up, and starts to walk out.
just as he is about to go through the door, the manager grabs him. 'wait a minute!' he yells, 'you just killed my best waiter! besides that, you didn't even pay for your sandwich!' panda grasps the manager by the throat, jacks him up, and growls, 'hey man! im a PANDA! do you know what that means? why don't you look it up!'
at this panda walks out the door and ambles down the street. the manager, shaken, returns to his office and consults a dictionary. he reads: 'panda - a large mammal of the asian mountain forests related to raccoons and true bears and characterized by bold black and white markings. eats shoots and leaves.'
panda bear walks into a cafe and orders a sandwich and a drink. after he finished eating, the waiter comes over 2 bring him the bill. as the waiter starts to ask, 'would you like any des...', the panda reaches into his fur, pulls out a gun, and shoots the waiter dead. panda then wipes off his chin with his napkin, gets up, and starts to walk out.
just as he is about to go through the door, the manager grabs him. 'wait a minute!' he yells, 'you just killed my best waiter! besides that, you didn't even pay for your sandwich!' panda grasps the manager by the throat, jacks him up, and growls, 'hey man! im a PANDA! do you know what that means? why don't you look it up!'
at this panda walks out the door and ambles down the street. the manager, shaken, returns to his office and consults a dictionary. he reads: 'panda - a large mammal of the asian mountain forests related to raccoons and true bears and characterized by bold black and white markings. eats shoots and leaves.'