Saturday, August 19, 2006
joke time! - a bit biblical... to understand it grab a bible and read!
A little girl was talking about whales in her classroom.
Her teacher informed her that a human being could never be swallowed whole by a whale. The little girl, unhappy at this, said this wasn't true. She asked her teacher, "What about Jonah?" Her teacher insisted it could never occur, explaining that while a whale is a very large animal, its throat is very narrow.
The little girl, frustrated, insisted that Jonah was indeed swallowed by a whale, and when the teacher again denied it, the little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask him."
The teacher responded, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him."
as told by Rev. Dr. A.R. Bernard, an incredibly intelligent man of God.
A little girl was talking about whales in her classroom.
Her teacher informed her that a human being could never be swallowed whole by a whale. The little girl, unhappy at this, said this wasn't true. She asked her teacher, "What about Jonah?" Her teacher insisted it could never occur, explaining that while a whale is a very large animal, its throat is very narrow.
The little girl, frustrated, insisted that Jonah was indeed swallowed by a whale, and when the teacher again denied it, the little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask him."
The teacher responded, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him."
as told by Rev. Dr. A.R. Bernard, an incredibly intelligent man of God.